GARY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES
Finding herself in dire need of hemorrhoid cream, Elaine goes to the drugstore. Feeling embarrassed at the counter, though, she starts making loud excuses to the clerk. “Oh, this?” she shouts, looking toward the other customers in line. “This is just for my dark circles! The dark circles under my eyes.” She clearly possesses no such circles. She gesticulates wildly. “Oh, goodness, this is hemorrhoid cream? For your butt? Oh, mercy me, I thought this was…” she squints. “Homarid cream.” She runs out of the store in disgrace, without the cream she requires.
George proudly unveils his newest invention, the Ass Muffler: Modeled after that of a car, when inserted up the user’s posterior, it allows one to pass wind silently, every time. George believes this will cut down on his awkward social encounters by at least a third, but in reality, he finds himself explaining to complete strangers what the large mechanical protrusion under the seat of his pants is.
Kramer finally achieves what he has spent years working toward: A beard with strands of hair up to 40 feet long. “Now begins the final sequence,” he declares, and solemnly swallows the tip of the beard. Over the next dozen or so hours, the rest of the beard gets pulled into his body by his digestive system until he expels a disgusting rope of hair from his bottom. He ties the rear end of the beard to a hook on the wall, and loops the chin-end of the beard around a hook mounted on the opposite wall, suspending himself as such. “Now,” he declares, fully nude and sweating considerably, “The hammock is on the inside.” George lets loose a nervous, silent fart, and Kramer sways in the resulting breeze.
Jerry is displeased when the best received joke of a set is a fart joke, aimed at a heckler, which he didn’t even write in advance.
I’m mad that sailor moon crystal will take like years (if it even gets that far) to show michiru
My Let’s Player Can’t Be This Cute